THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 08/13/2018 at 18:03 • Filed to: None

19

15

A JUDGE FORCED ME TO MARRY MY MOTORCYCLE AS THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT OUT OF IMPOUND!

TheRevanchist > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 18:12

7

Y our wedding night is going to be hell with chaffing.  Use lots of synthetic.

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 18:15

3

something, something, headlight joke.

Future next gen S2000 owner > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 18:22

0

If you wreck it, is that the same as murdering your wife?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 18:23

9

What even

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 18:34

0

Pretty sure I saw this headline on the cover of a tabloid magazine at my local Wal-Mart’s checkout lane

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 18:52

1

LOREM IPSUM > Chariotoflove 08/13/2018 at 19:08

2

I was gonna go with a petcock or carb adjustment gag, but respect to Oppo wifeys, so nope, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 08/13/2018 at 19:16

2

nibby telling me to get help? the nerve!

MonkeePuzzle > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/13/2018 at 19:17

1

thats about the right response

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 19:31

1



MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > MonkeePuzzle 08/13/2018 at 19:41

0

Arent you already married?

promoted by the color red > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/13/2018 at 19:51

6

Mrs. Jake looks two-tired in this photo.

MonkeePuzzle > MiniGTI - now with XJ6 08/13/2018 at 20:17

5

it's a sister w ife bike

Chariotoflove > LOREM IPSUM 08/13/2018 at 21:32

1

Wait til he’s been married a few years. A whole ‘nother set up joke possibilities opens up then. 

ttyymmnn > Nibby 08/15/2018 at 09:06

1

Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.